The Real Ex-Presidents of Cellblock D

He could have admitted defeat and ridden off into the sunset. He had already pulled off the greatest Con in American history by getting himself elected President. Unfortunately for him, his ego is the size of Chris Christie's ass, and his narcissism does not allow for defeat. So now the orange dumbass finds himself indicted yet again. Because he is who he is, a vain self-absorbed egotistical asshole, he felt entitled to defraud the US Government and its people. He felt entitled  to spread ridiculous lies and conspiracies to overturn the will of the people. Of course he did. His whole life he's never been held accountable. Wielding his privileged arrogance as a weapon, he’s gotten away with fraudulent scams and rip-offs including fake universities and sham charities.

It’s interesting that rather than address the charges detailed in the indictment, Republicans instead choose to label the allegations against him as politically motivated while ignoring the fact that all of the witnesses against him are Republicans…not a single Democrat. If you want to get technical, it was Republicans who indicted Trump. They also can’t defend him without mentioning Hunter Biden and once again Hilary Clinton’s emails. Not a single one of the charges is politically motivated. In fact, he announced his presidential run in an attempt to avoid prosecution he knew was coming. He broke the law, and his stupid orange ass admits it every time he appears on FOX News or any other conservative network. He can’t help himself. This man lost the election legally and he knows it. But he also knows his supporters. They choose to believe any and everything he says and continue to willingly donate their welfare checks to his campaign.

It’s also funny that his supporters claim the charges are a violation of his first amendment rights as according to them, it’s not unlawful to lie about election results. They actually said that on FOX News…sheesh. Dumbass is not being charged for what he said but for what he did, including attempting to pressure his Vice-President and state legislatures with fake electors to influence the election outcome.  If they were going to arrest him for lying, they would be about 70 years or more behind.

Trump’s lawyers are insisting on a change of venue as they are sure Trump can’t get a fair trial in D.C. Let me translate that for you, D.C. is too damn Black. One of his lawyers has suggested West Virginia as according to him, it is much more diverse. Yeah, I laughed out loud myself as I typed that one. Trials are held in the municipality where the infraction occurred. That’s not news. If he wanted an all white, redneck, Trump ass kissing jury, he should have moved the White House to Mississippi before he started crimeing. And I can't help but enjoy the irony of Trump’s racist ass now having to face an African-American female judge for this case. As a condition of his release, she warned him about intimidation of witnesses and made him verbally answer yes that he understood. Of course, we all know that at some point the orange man will violate the terms of his release and tweet, (or is it Xeet) negative threatening comments about witnesses and the judge. It will be interesting to see how the judge handles it. I’m sure she’ll be professional but in her head she’ll be saying “I told you what would happen if you showed  your Cheeto bitch ass in my court again”.

Perhaps Trumps intention all along was to create his next reality show...from prison.

 

 

 

Silver Linings Playbook (Slavery Edition)

Wow, silly ignorant me. It appears that for years I have been taught a false narrative of slavery. I had no idea that slavery was a vocational on the job training program. The state of Florida’s social studies curriculum will now teach students that slaves benefitted from slavery as they learned skills to be used once they were freed. The idea is to teach the "good" side of slavery. Ok, the history of slavery is not a two-sided issue. There was no good side to slavery and it's nonsensical to teach children there was, as if it were some intern program. Are they going to highlight the all-expense paid cruise from Africa and free room and board on the plantation as well? So, what about the generations of slaves beaten, tortured, lynched, and raped who never achieved freedom. What benefits were attained for them?

Ignoring the grotesque institution of slavery and to instead paint it as some upbeat rosy skills training program can only be implemented by those with a white nationalist mentality. By those who wish to rewrite history and paint a picture which doesn’t make white people feel guilty.  If the reality of American history makes you feel guilty, then you have a problem. No one is blaming you for the history and the racist shit your ancestors did, but if you ignore and pretend it didn’t happen, it only helps to continue the systemic racism which resulted directly form slavery. Jim Crow, lynchings, school segregation and redlining. All effects of slavery. Educational inequality, as well as economic inequality, benefits of slavery. They ignore systemic racism and white privilege, both benefits of slavery and say it doesn’t exist. If anyone benefitted post slavery, it was white people as they were allowed to prosper and build generational wealth. Freed slaves were not. Don’t get me started on those reparations. 40 acres and a mule anyone?

What’s really sad is that the history of this country is so filled with evil that white people feel the need to lie about it, so that they feel better. They are of the belief that slavery in America is the history of Black people when in fact it is the history of white people. You know, it's time for them to stop beating around the bush and just pull out the white sheets...at least it would be honest.

 

 

Mom’s Day

Every Mother’s Day for the past 30 plus years I would send my Mom a dozen red roses with a card signed From Your One & Only. I would then call her that morning to wish her a Happy Mother’s Day and each time she would thank me for the roses and laugh and act surprised that I had sent them. I miss that laugh so much. I was not prepared for the day when the roses would no longer be required and I feel selfish because as much as I still want her here with me, I truly believe she and My father are together again…as it should be. Happy Mother’s Day Mom and to all Mother’s.

Dancing In Heaven

When we heard the music

Didn’t matter where we were

Me and the girls came running

To catch a glance

Of the dance of romance

 

I remember the steps

And I was always glad

To be a witness

To the love, you had

 

As you both danced

To “That’s My Song”

What I felt was true

It was love for you two

 

And then we all in chorus

Would giggle and join in

The Barber Clan dance

No audience just kin

 

The joy I felt

Happiness tenfold

A love that matters

Never grows old

 

And now you two

Together once again

Dancing in heaven

To resume the love dance

 

Rest In Peace

Beulah Mae Bryant Barber

 

 

 

 

The White Negro

 

 Larry Elder is the very definition of a Coon. A Republican butt licking, big teeth grinning, tap dancing fool. A Black Face stand in for White Supremacy. On Tuesday Larry Elder could also very likely become the next Governor of California. There’s nothing more that racist denying Republicans love than an African-American willing to sing their praises and agree with their entire bigoted rhetoric and they would love to prove their non-racism by putting him in office.

Because the state of California has dumb ass voting laws, this poor excuse for a Black man could get a little as 15% of the vote to win if less than 50% of the voting public vote no on the recall of Gavin Newsom. Crazy? Yeah, I know. In fact, the state only requires 12% of the electorate to initiate a recall which means it’s easier to become governor of California through a recall election than it is through the normal system. Newsom could get more actual votes denying the recall and still lose based on percentages. California Recall Explained.

So, what about this White Negro Larry Elder. This man thinks the struggle of Black people is a myth. He’s part of the pull yourself up by your bootstraps crowd. If you don’t succeed in America, it’s because you’re lazy and lack ambition and there’s no such thing as systemic racism. You know, as long as you don’t talk about racism then it doesn’t exist and if you do talk about it, you’re the real racist. He also promotes reparations for the descendants of former slave owners. Mr. Elder says that because they lost their property at the end of the Civil War, they should be legally compensated. And by property this asshole means slaves. Let me sum this craziness up for you. Because the South lost their bid to retain ownership of our ancestors, this clown thinks the offspring of these same cruel, inhumane, cold-hearted rapists should get paid. Seriously, I did not make this up. You really can’t fix stupid.

Larry Elder is an unqualified and ignorant buffoon. Just like his MAGA hero Trump. His goal is to turn California into Texas and Florida. He wants to strip the state of all Covid mandates and let the ‘Rona run wild and even though the state maintains a Democratic majority his plan is to veto any legislation that would prove contrary to his conservative agenda. By the way I heard standing in front of a speeding train cures Covid.  Also, if Diane Feinstein don’t sit her old decrepit ass down. If something happens to her and she pulls a RBG we’re screwed in the Senate. This clown may get to appoint her replacement and completely upset the Senate majority we’re barely holding on to.

To those who think, “Nah couldn’t happen, there’s no way Liberal California would elect Elder”, let me say this. Clears throat. VOTE DAMN IT! They made it super easy for you. Mark the No box on your ballot and drop it in the damn mailbox. Its postage paid so it won’t cost a thing. Drop it in the mail or a ballot box by Tuesday. If you have not yet done so, get your ass out and vote. Not because Gavin Newsome is an awesome choice but because the alternative is horrific.

Freedumb Of The Ignorant

 

You have every right as an American citizen to remain unvaccinated. You also have a right to be a complete idiot. Look, as a vaccinated person I can still contract the virus but my odds of survival  are astronomically greater. Additionally, I can still pass the Rona on to your unvaccinated dumb ass and kill you off. 

Unfortunately, these Covidiot anti-vaxxers are simpletons. Uninformed idiots who ignore  scientific data in favor of perceived civil rights and ridiculous conspiracy theories. Ill-informed morons who believe vaccinations contain microchips and magnets or that they are creating Covid variants. How about this one, illegal immigrants are causing the infection spikes not the millions of unvaccinated Typhoid Mary dumb asses already here roaming and polluting the country, refusing to wear masks and assaulting flight attendants on planes. These theories are further intensified by social media misinformation and QAnon spouting right-wing pundits. How ironic that these same idiots who rely almost exclusively on the internet for information are completely oblivious to the Googles. A simple Google check will quickly prove any nut job conspiracy theory wrong. Who am I kidding, they’d find a conspiracy in that as well. 

Don’t get me wrong, everyone has the right to make their own decisions regarding their body. Conversely, others have the right to mandate rules and restrictions for your presence in their homes and businesses. When your decisions affect and impact the health of those you come into contact with, you must be held accountable. And to be clear, vaccination mandates are nothing new. Public schools have required proof of vaccination for Polio, Measles, Mumps and Rubella since I was a child (insert old age joke here) and it’s true that there have always been conspiracy theorists and anti-vaxxers but until now they were not taken seriously. It’s also true that the United States has always been filled with selfish, self-centered nonsensical people. But where is the line drawn between ignorance and just outright stupidity? Nitwits who refuse a free vaccine instead stupidly follow the advice of the equally uninformed. Seriously, ingesting medication designed for cows and horses? Dafuq??!! 

Honestly, why do we have to even require mandates for people to do the right thing and when did common sense become political? You shouldn’t have to mandate doing the right thing. Some things should be done voluntarily by default. But in the meantime, it’s really simple. . Don’t want to get a vaccine? Keep your ass at home. Don’t want to vaccinate your children so they can go to school? Homeschool them or educate them on The Facebook so that they become as ignorant and dumb as yourself. Don’t want to be vaccinated in order to attend large public events and gatherings? Stay the fuck away. I don't know, maybe the people who are so terrified of wearing masks have shit breath or something.

The Real Assholes of D.C. (Recap)

 I gotta be honest, I can’t think of a more fitting end to this 4-year shitass reality show. The best part of all of this is the reaction of White people who are “shocked, surprised and appalled” at the behavior of their trash ass brethren and the attack on their cherished American democracy. Not me. I’m not surprised at the behavior of the D.C. Police. I’m not surprised that these confederate flag waving traitors were able to ascend the steps to the Capital, break down the doors and enter. And I certainly was not surprised to see White legislators pumping their fist and urging these terrorists on, only to back pedal and contradict their support the day after…by the way fuck Lindsey Graham’s bitch ass…seriously.

There’s no use in arguing the fact that if these White trash insurgents had been Black not one of them would have survived. There’s no need to inquire where was the National Guard or why these fanatic Trump ass kissing losers at the very least were not cuffed, hog tied and arrested as they left the building. It’s useless to point out that they felt so comfortable in their privilege that they posed for pictures in the offices of legislators with their feet up and then boldly posted them online. Some things are just too blatantly obvious.

In the midst of this White Power attempted coup, head seditionist in charge Donald Trump sent out a message of sympathetic love to the lawless mob he had incited and let them know they were “very special”.  This man and all of his complicit GOP compatriots should be rounded up and hung for treason. Is it necessary I point out that there will be no consequences for their actions? There will be incessant whining and white tears shed about those who seek to destroy the fabric of our democracy, but no consequences. Congressional offices were trashed, and furniture was thrown out of windows. The dumb asses took pictures of themselves doing it still, there will be no consequences.

This hillbilly revolt should be the catalyst leading to some systemic changes, but I have no faith in this happening. The fact that it took them this long to recognize this idiotic QAnon conspiracy raging cult as domestic terrorists is not at all encouraging.  They’ve been sympathetically labeled as disgruntled, restless and on edge even after plotting the kidnapping of a U.S. Governor and storming the state capital with guns. To be clear, there will be arrests and some will face charges but only to relieve the consciences of those who allowed this Orange man’s illicit ravings to continue unhindered. But it will only be for show.

 

I Really Don't Care, Do You Melania?

 Well who knew you could catch a hoax. This over tanned Assmonkey knew all along how deadly this virus was, and he purposely played it down. Ok, so I won’t wish death on him, but I hope he really has it and I want him to suffer. I want him in intensive care on a ventilator struggling to stay alive. I want it to be the absolute worst case of Covid-19 ever and I want pictures. I want to see him clinging to life begging for relief.  If not, he’ll just beat his chest and claim he was right all along and it’s all Fake News and it’s nothing worse than the common cold. Besides, he owes his suffering to all of those who died needlessly on his watch and for those who continue to suffer in grief. I also want every one of his reckless “it’s a fake Democratic hoax” followers who showed up maskless at his events to get it and suffer as well. I hope his dumb ass is in the White House mainlining bleach and absorbing UV Saber Light Rays. And what‘s up with all those Hydroxychloroquine pills he claimed he was taking? Guess those crazy medical professionals who said it was ineffective knew more than you after all, huh.

To anyone who thinks I’m being heartless or overtly harsh I will remind you that this is the same Pumpkin Toned Idiot President who has mercilessly and cruelly mocked any and everyone for any reason and has delighted in doing so. As an example, here is Peach Tint 45’s reaction to the news of Hillary Clinton’s case of Pneumonia during the campaign of 2016. Take a look. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gT-LfVlTE94&feature=youtu.be  Karma’s one hell of a bitch ain’t it.

 

 

 

 

Stand Back and Stand By

 I’d like to know exactly who are the idiots that still claim to be undecided voters. If after almost four years of Trump’s bullshit racist antics and last night’s debate debacle you are still undecided you are either a deliberate liar or a complete and utter idiot. You choose.

 I also disagree with those who say Biden had a bad performance. The man deserves a medal for not slapping the shit out of that Orange Orangutan…apologies to actual Orangutans offended by the comparison. Joe looked directly into the camera several times and addressed Americans honestly. The only time the Fake President looked into the camera was with his message to racist to “stand back and stand by.” His ass wasn’t even smart enough to code the comment and he still did not condemn white supremacy. The correct answer Donny is “Yes Chris, of course I condemn White supremacy.” It’s not that hard. Trump is that “I know you are but what am I?” bully. Full of insults and lies and nothing to back it up. Certainly not facts. Instead he deflects and hurls lies and conspiracies. The constant unrelenting interruptions at one point led Biden to declare “Will You Shut Up Man?” which was more of an invitation than a question.

 Of course, we all knew trump would show up loaded with insults and untruths straight up lies but the last time he mentioned Biden’s son Hunter, Joe gave him that side eye. You know the one, it says “let my Son’s name come outta yo’ mouth one mo time.” Trump also encouraged his voters to go to polling places and "watch" people casting votes. WTF! So, they’re going to stand there and intimidate voters by watching them as they exercise their constitutionally guaranteed right to vote? Again, WTF! That shit might work in the suburbs of middle America, but they better not try that shit in my neighborhood or in the neighborhoods of anyone I know for that matter.

 I will say that Biden was off with his approach to the Tangerine Wannabe Tyrant. His initial intent was to not engage in the same bullish behavior as him and to treat him as a rational thinker. This was definitely a mistake as this approach only works if you’re debating an intelligent person. Trump has the mental capacity of a walnut, so that tactic was lost on him. Should there be another debate? What’s the point? Although I would love to see a discussion on those taxes, I’m not sure what other purpose would be served. Trump doesn’t want to debate, he doesn’t know how. There was no discussion of policy or any plans or positions. Trump didn’t allow it because he has none. In reality, another debate would only allow him to further incite his base and continue his agenda of promoting non-existent voter fraud and to advance more of his unproven ridiculous conspiracy theories. Quite honestly, I don’t think any minds will be changed, it’s too late. But I also refuse to believe anyone is undecided. If they are…well I think I made my point in the first paragraph.

 

 

 

 

Idiot Patrol

Seriously, how can anyone continue to support this man. Here is a direct quote from the Orange Bastard in Chief regarding the replacement for the Supreme Court seat of Ruth Bader Ginsburg “We should act quickly, because we’re gonna have, probably, election things involved here, you know, because of the fake ballots that they’ll be sending out.” He then added, “When you have the votes, you can sort of do what you want.” Here, let me translate this word jumble for you, I’m gone need someone in that seat to help me cheat.

Unfortunately, he gets away with these things because he has created a cult who see him as their Supreme Leader. In their eyes, he has no faults. He has convinced them that he is smarter than the scientists, health experts and economists who have devoted their entire lives to their professions. These cultists don’t understand logic or reason and possess absolutely zero critical thinking skills. Because of this, they assume whatever this Tang hued snake oil salesman says is truthful. They actually believe him when he says Covid-19 will eventually go away like it’s just gonna get tired of infecting people and declare, “alright I’m out, peace.” And don’t get me started on the Evangelicals. There is no way you can convince me that these so-called Christians are blind to the fact that Trump represents everything antithetical to their beliefs, yet they continue to endorse and support him. In fact, this man does not give one damn about Jesus Christ or the dogma of Christianity. He is using their fear and hatred of the other to further his agenda of divisive rhetoric. And these frightened mask-less idiots eat it up.

 According to the Tangerine Bobblehead, there is no need for racial sensitivity training as there is no such thing as systemic racism or bias. He says any discussions of White Privilege are “un-American propaganda” and he won’t allow it. The assumption that he can determine freedom of speech is in fact the very definition of White Privilege. So now he wants to add his ridiculous ideas to the national educational program. This self-proclaimed defender of American heritage has a scheme to implement what he defines as a “pro America” curriculum. This curriculum labeled the 1776 Commission is sure to be an exceptionally melanin free flawless view of America. It will conveniently leave out the slaughter and genocide of the Native American population and will without a doubt include the revisionist history of America including the Civil War. You know the war fought for States Rights, not slavery. He claims he’s defending American history but he’s actually defending the Great White Hope and the Hope is to continue a country run by white people for white people.

This man knows nothing about history. Otherwise he would recognize that he is on the verge of reenacting the fall of the Roman Empire. Just to be clear, I’m not saying the United States is the worse country in the world by any means but when you have blinders on and refuse to see any room for improvement as his followers do, it stunts the growth of the nation. When you instead allow and encourage White Supremacists, White Nationalists, and all forms of bigotry to infiltrate and function as the norm in society it can only lead to unrest, anarchy and eventually counter revolution.

I will say it again, we need to encourage everyone we know to vote and make sure they encourage others to vote as well. This carrot shaded buffoon cannot be allowed to continue his reign of abuse. In order to invalidate his latest claims of voter fraud, we need a landslide win.  His belligerent refusal to commit to a peaceful transfer of power when he loses says it all. Actually, I hope he does refuse to leave, and they have to drag his fat ass out by his comb over, kicking and screaming. VOTE!