Friday, August 4, 2023

The Real Ex-Presidents of Cellblock D

He could have admitted defeat and ridden off into the sunset. He had already pulled off the greatest Con in American history by getting himself elected President. Unfortunately for him, his ego is the size of Chris Christie's ass, and his narcissism does not allow for defeat. So now the orange dumbass finds himself indicted yet again. Because he is who he is, a vain self-absorbed egotistical asshole, he felt entitled to defraud the US Government and its people. He felt entitled  to spread ridiculous lies and conspiracies to overturn the will of the people. Of course he did. His whole life he's never been held accountable. Wielding his privileged arrogance as a weapon, he’s gotten away with fraudulent scams and rip-offs including fake universities and sham charities.

It’s interesting that rather than address the charges detailed in the indictment, Republicans instead choose to label the allegations against him as politically motivated while ignoring the fact that all of the witnesses against him are Republicans…not a single Democrat. If you want to get technical, it was Republicans who indicted Trump. They also can’t defend him without mentioning Hunter Biden and once again Hilary Clinton’s emails. Not a single one of the charges is politically motivated. In fact, he announced his presidential run in an attempt to avoid prosecution he knew was coming. He broke the law, and his stupid orange ass admits it every time he appears on FOX News or any other conservative network. He can’t help himself. This man lost the election legally and he knows it. But he also knows his supporters. They choose to believe any and everything he says and continue to willingly donate their welfare checks to his campaign.

It’s also funny that his supporters claim the charges are a violation of his first amendment rights as according to them, it’s not unlawful to lie about election results. They actually said that on FOX News…sheesh. Dumbass is not being charged for what he said but for what he did, including attempting to pressure his Vice-President and state legislatures with fake electors to influence the election outcome.  If they were going to arrest him for lying, they would be about 70 years or more behind.

Trump’s lawyers are insisting on a change of venue as they are sure Trump can’t get a fair trial in D.C. Let me translate that for you, D.C. is too damn Black. One of his lawyers has suggested West Virginia as according to him, it is much more diverse. Yeah, I laughed out loud myself as I typed that one. Trials are held in the municipality where the infraction occurred. That’s not news. If he wanted an all white, redneck, Trump ass kissing jury, he should have moved the White House to Mississippi before he started crimeing. And I can't help but enjoy the irony of Trump’s racist ass now having to face an African-American female judge for this case. As a condition of his release, she warned him about intimidation of witnesses and made him verbally answer yes that he understood. Of course, we all know that at some point the orange man will violate the terms of his release and tweet, (or is it Xeet) negative threatening comments about witnesses and the judge. It will be interesting to see how the judge handles it. I’m sure she’ll be professional but in her head she’ll be saying “I told you what would happen if you showed  your Cheeto bitch ass in my court again”.

Perhaps Trumps intention all along was to create his next reality show...from prison.

 

 

 


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