All Samples Cleared

To call Omarosa a lying evil narcissistic opportunist would be an insult to lying evil narcissistic opportunists. This woman was complicit in all of Trump’s evil doings and voluntarily chose to support and defend his illiterate racist orange ass as long as she was able to benefit and profit. It wasn’t until she was escorted to the front door of the White House holding her belongings in greasy old used KFC buckets the Mango President had discarded and unceremoniously shoved the fuck out that she was finally able to see the light and suddenly become aware of the wickedness of her surroundings. Um, bitch please.

So now she’s out here on some bogus redemption tour, fake crying in interviews, spilling tea and dropping White House staff audio like she’s the Queen of Mix Tapes. As an aside, just why are these idiots surprised Omarosa would have tapes. Did they not watch The Apprentice? Seriously, she practically invented the reality show villain. This vindictive self-serving snake woman has set a clear precedent of doing what’s best for Omarosa…always. And just to be clear, I don’t care if she has video of Trump in authentic KKK regalia, burning a cross on the grave of Martin Luther King, Jr while tap dancing and singing a duet of Dixie Land with David Duke and intermittently shouting, “Obama is a Black ass nigger!”, I’m done with her ass. She sold out Black folks and now she’s trying to get a seat back at the table to which I say, nah yo ass is still trash. I remember when you bent over and told the entire Black race to kiss your ass. As a matter of fact, her Black card was revoked, and she was excommunicated by a unanimous vote of the African-American Council On Coon Activities (AACOCA) years ago…the revocation included a first ever provision of absolute permanent non-reinstatement.

So, here’s why I don’t care. If you were ever going to have an issue with Trump’s racism it would have already happened. In fact, if you’re still giving him a pass, tapes or even the aforementioned video of him screaming nigger at the top of his lungs will never change your opinion. We all know he’s a racist piece of shit and the media needs to quit with the Omarosa drops a bombshell bullshit. In fact, his base white people know it and don’t care because most of them agree with him. And I said most because I don’t want to be inundated with a bunch of not all white people nonsense. Those who hate him will continue to do so while the MAGA lovers will celebrate and excuse him because, “he says what he thinks” and “it doesn’t make you racist if you’re only taking about the bad ones.” Remember, Trump voters are stupid. What other explanation is there for their constant defense of his moronic messy bitch ass.

At any rate, I’ve checked my wallet and once again I find myself fresh out of fucks to give. Trump will eventually pull the Fake News card and move on to the next episode. He doesn’t have time for this he’s got security clearances to revoke and parades to organize.