The Art Of The Comb Over

When I first heard the news that Donald Trump was running for president I thought to myself, “this has got to be some sort of bad joke”. I mean who in their right mind would vote for this self-absorbed, opinionated boob. And if elected are his plans to fire the country when he fails as President? Well it’s true and he’s actually gaining traction among his fellow Republicans and now the hairdo challenged failed businessman has jumped on the “birther” bandwagon and gotten it into his head that President Obama was not born in this country. He first showed up on The View with this nonsense and recently went on the Today Show to inform America that in spite of the fact that the State of Hawaii, as well as the Governor, has certified the birth and citizenship of President Obama, he has demanded to see the President’s birth certificate. He then produced a document intended to prove his own citizenship which turned out to not even be a birth certificate. Now the attention seeking buffoon and possible illegal alien says he has dispatched investigators to the state of Hawaii to look into the controversy.

This is obviously a man who will do anything for publicity and TV ratings. Who does he think he is “dispatching investigators” anywhere and other than the nut job birthers, who does he think will even buy into his findings? He needs to send those investigators to New Jersey to look into his scams and bankruptcies or how about they investigate what he’s hiding under that hair don’t. What his investigators are likely to find is that the State of Hawaii as well many other states no longer keep original documentation and instead issue a Certificate of Live Birth. Do Trump and his birther buddies expect Government agencies to store thousands of boxes forever? Welcome to the 21st century folks and the age of paperless storage. But what more could you expect? This is the same man who claimed the clueless and attention deprived La Toya Jackson a winner on the latest edition of his reality show Washed Up and Craving Attention Nutt Job Wanna Be Celebrity Apprentice. And now this showboating swindler says that President Obama might be a Muslim too?

Even the deceitful and recently fired from FOX News propagandist Glenn Beck said Mr. Trump’s talk makes him uncomfortable, and for good reason. Glenn Beck as well as most Republicans knows that this type of talk can only hurt their party and will send responsible thinking voters to President Obama’s camp. So I say bring it on. Trump is currently polling second in New Hampshire so let’s get more of these idiots with their ludicrous unfounded statements and their “let’s get Obama” agenda. It can only help President Obama in his bid for a second term. In fact where the hell is Sarah Palin when you need her? Oh and be on the lookout for Donald Trump’s next reality show Celebrity Bankruptcy sure to be coming your way soon on NBC. In the meantime how about we fire him…and that thing on his head too.