Friday, August 17, 2018

All Samples Cleared


To call Omarosa a lying evil narcissistic opportunist would be an insult to lying evil narcissistic opportunists. This woman was complicit in all of Trump’s evil doings and voluntarily chose to support and defend his illiterate racist orange ass as long as she was able to benefit and profit. It wasn’t until she was escorted to the front door of the White House holding her belongings in greasy old used KFC buckets the Mango President had discarded and unceremoniously shoved the fuck out that she was finally able to see the light and suddenly become aware of the wickedness of her surroundings. Um, bitch please.

So now she’s out here on some bogus redemption tour, fake crying in interviews, spilling tea and dropping White House staff audio like she’s the Queen of Mix Tapes. As an aside, just why are these idiots surprised Omarosa would have tapes. Did they not watch The Apprentice? Seriously, she practically invented the reality show villain. This vindictive self-serving snake woman has set a clear precedent of doing what’s best for Omarosa…always. And just to be clear, I don’t care if she has video of Trump in authentic KKK regalia, burning a cross on the grave of Martin Luther King, Jr while tap dancing and singing a duet of Dixie Land with David Duke and intermittently shouting, “Obama is a Black ass nigger!”, I’m done with her ass. She sold out Black folks and now she’s trying to get a seat back at the table to which I say, nah yo ass is still trash. I remember when you bent over and told the entire Black race to kiss your ass. As a matter of fact, her Black card was revoked, and she was excommunicated by a unanimous vote of the African-American Council On Coon Activities (AACOCA) years ago…the revocation included a first ever provision of absolute permanent non-reinstatement.

So, here’s why I don’t care. If you were ever going to have an issue with Trump’s racism it would have already happened. In fact, if you’re still giving him a pass, tapes or even the aforementioned video of him screaming nigger at the top of his lungs will never change your opinion. We all know he’s a racist piece of shit and the media needs to quit with the Omarosa drops a bombshell bullshit. In fact, his base white people know it and don’t care because most of them agree with him. And I said most because I don’t want to be inundated with a bunch of not all white people nonsense. Those who hate him will continue to do so while the MAGA lovers will celebrate and excuse him because, “he says what he thinks” and “it doesn’t make you racist if you’re only taking about the bad ones.” Remember, Trump voters are stupid. What other explanation is there for their constant defense of his moronic messy bitch ass.

At any rate, I’ve checked my wallet and once again I find myself fresh out of fucks to give. Trump will eventually pull the Fake News card and move on to the next episode. He doesn’t have time for this he’s got security clearances to revoke and parades to organize.

Thursday, August 2, 2018

Madea Goes To (insert ridiculous crazy locale here) … A Tyler Perry Production


TYLER PERRY FAN: Why you always hating on Tyler Perry?

ME: Because he’s a horrible writer and director and his shit movies are always the same.

TP FAN: Well I like his movies. They’re uplifting, and I don’t think they’re all the same.

ME: Every single Tyler Perry movie is filled with exploitive pseudo-Christian beliefs and stereotypes, and they always have the same theme. Some woman getting dumped or physically and mentally abused by her misogynistic asshole husband or boyfriend (usually an incestuous pedophile) until she goes to see Madea who has a “spiritual” talk with her, throws in some amusing erroneous Bible quotes and helps her to find herself. And of course, Madea reminds the woman that the surest route to eternal joy is through subservience to a good man…with strong Christian values.

TP FAN: He tries to offer positive female role models. I think that’s a good thing.

ME:  Oh, my bad. You mean positive role models like the one where the female character cheats on her husband, gets raped, becomes addicted to drugs, and in the end is seen as a miserable lonely loser who’s become HIV Positive and deserving of her fate. Or maybe you meant the one where the professional Black woman in an effort to get to the top, cheats on her husband, this time with a White man only to realize in the end she was being used but she’s too proud to admit it. Surely you don’t mean the positive role of the aunt who was so self-indulgent and consumed by her career that she missed the signs of her pedophile boyfriend’s abuse of her niece while in her care.

TP FAN: Well you’re just picky and in the minority. Everyone I know loves Tyler Perry’s movies.

ME: True and proof positive that there’s just no accounting for taste.

TP FAN: I think you’re just bitter. What if everyone felt your way? I think we should support Black creativity.

ME: Again, please don’t mention creativity when speaking of this man but let me ask this question. Do you think White people go to see every movie just because it’s made by a White person? If Black artist want support from the community shouldn’t they be accountable and held to some type of standard? Besides, at this point his filthy rich hypocritical prosperity gospel believing ass has a built-in audience who will buy any garbage he puts out. They literally get bussed to his movies from church…after second service of course.

TP FAN: Um, ok. But I still think you’re just a hater

ME: I’m not hating on the man. In fact, I appreciate and am inspired by the business model he created and the fact that he hires African-Americans almost exclusively. He’s a great industry role model and donates to many African-American mentorship programs. And I do enjoy the fact that he keeps Cicely Tyson employed on a regular. I just think his shit movies suck and perhaps he should cede some creativity to others. Why is it that every single thing the man does is written, directed and produced by Tyler Perry?

TP FAN: Well I guess there’s just no convincing you. Let’s agree to disagree, I’m out.

ME: No problem, good talking with you. Hallelujer!