Misstated Union

No, I didn’t watch. I did everything within my power to avoid Jabba the Orange Hutt’s State of the Union speech. I’m fully aware of this man’s Millennial Southern Strategy and watching him spew his racist venom to his base in support of his ethnic cleansing plan is something I don’t need in my life. Not to mention the fact that I can’t afford a new TV…I surely would have thrown something at it. So instead I watched a pre-recorded episode of Black Lightning (the jury’s still out on this one) because I knew I would hear all about it the next day. So, no I didn’t watch it, but I knew he would not disappoint.

As predicted, the orange hued racist in charge made a bunch of promises which won’t be kept. He boasted about the state of the economy of which he has had no effect. He bragged about his numbers. He continued his divisive alienation rhetoric and reached out to the aforementioned base with statements like, “Americans are Dreamers too” which is the new All Lives Matter and he further promoted his demonization of immigrants as the boogie man intent on murdering innocent Americans. I find it interesting that he had the families of victims killed by what he characterized as illegal alien gang bangers but where were the families of those beaten or killed by the Alt Right White Supremacists. Charlottesville anyone? Yeah, interesting but not surprising.

So, what about those economic numbers he bragged about? Two things. First, he refuses to acknowledge the fact that he’s simply riding the wave of the economic surplus and decreasing unemployment trend which began under the previous administration (thanks, Obama). Seriously, this man claims Black unemployment is at its lowest since slavery, but I need someone to point out to me which of his administration’s policies has specifically addressed Black unemployment. Oh, my bad I forgot about his job stimulus plan to deport undocumented immigrants and replace their low wage jobs with African-Americans because as I’m sure you’re aware, we’re all part of the great uneducated Black monolith and these are the only ones for which we qualify…and you should be grateful for the Great Pumpkin’s gracious generosity. Second, the statistics he cites are the same ones which he previously dismissed as “falsified” when they were used for President Obama. This orange tinted clown denied the positive economic indicators under Obama but now suddenly, they’re ok and of course he takes credit for them. (releases heavy exasperated sigh)

Truthfully, the only thing this man is concerned with is convincing his dumb ass supporters that nothing is ever his fault. In their eyes he’s doing everything he can to get things done and if it wasn’t for the damn FBI, Democrats and the Secret Society of People Who Hate Fat Orange Men he would have completed all his campaign bullshit promises by now. Oh, and Hillary let’s not forget to blame Hillary. Whenever he considers himself under attack, he deflects to Hillary because after all she is to blame for all the ills of the world…right? Well at least all the ills of his world.

Anywho, hate to break up my rant but I gotta go. I just got a memo I need to read.